Tuesday, August 13, 2013

Bloopers,Typos and Laughter

The best medicineWe've all heard the warning,  "Check and double check the spelling, punctuation and grammar before submitting a piece for publication, but well, it happens to the best of us. And where would we be if once in a while we didn't enjoy a good belly laugh from our mistakes. After all, laughter is good for your health and good for the soul. As demonstrated by these wonderful church ladies with typewriters

I can't take credit for finding these. They were forwarded to me by a dear friend. I tried my best to find their origination but was unsuccessful, instead  locating them in numerous places on the net. Angelfire.com,  Beliefnet.com, Lotsofjokes.com to name a few. 

These sentences  with all the Bloopers & Typos actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services.



The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals
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The sermon this morning: ‘Jesus Walks on the Water.’ The sermon tonight: ‘Searching for Jesus.’
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Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It’s a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
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Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say ‘Hell‘ to someone who doesn’t care much about you.
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Don’t let worry kill you off – let the Church help. 
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Miss Charlene Mason sang ‘I will not pass this way again,’ giving obvious pleasure to the congregation. 
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For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs. 
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Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
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Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. 
So ends a friendship that began in their school days. 
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At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be ‘What Is Hell?’ 
Come early and listen to our choir practice. 
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Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
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The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility. 
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Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM – prayer and medication to follow. 
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The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon. 
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This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
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Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done. 
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The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the Congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
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Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door. 
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Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance. 
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The Associate Minister unveiled the church’s new campaign slogan last Sunday: 
‘I Upped My Pledge – Up Yours!
 

Thanks to my friend Jo and all her friends for forwarding these on. I hoped you enjoyed them as much as I did and took them in the spirit they were intended, a good belly laugh and a gentle reminder - check and recheck. Typos happen to the brightest and the blessed of us. No pun intended.



 
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